Michael Brown, You’re Irrelevant

I usually try to keep my blogs about the bigger picture and less about railing on individuals. But, this one such individual (if you can call him that) has been the subject of my ridicule, dating back to Hurricane Katrina. Michael Brown, horse trainer, former head of FEMA and the face of the Bush Administration’s failure in New Orleans after Katrina, is now imparting his infinite wisdom and unending intelligent discourse onto our open and loving ears.

The subject: The Gulf Coast BP Oil Spill.

His conclusion: The Administration allowed oil to spill into the gulf to appease environmentalists and undermine their own plan to continue offshore drilling. BRILLIANT! The government must have been behind it!

The last time I heard something like that was when I was walking down Bruin Walk at UCLA and saw a 9/11 conspiracy table. The fact that he thinks the administration would deliberately allow for the destruction of fragile ecological habitats in order to pander to environmentalists is unbelievably contradictory bordering on stupidity.

The fact that he has the audacity to assert that Obama has some sort of political agenda in regards to this tragedy shows that he is completely and utterly irrelevant, and no one cares what he thinks.

Here is my open letter to Mr. Brown:

Dear Michael Brown,

You’re irrelevant. Your hyperbolic, politically motivated, soap box bulls$%& doesn’t amount to diddly. You didn’t matter during the Bush administration, and you don’t matter now.

Sincerely,

The USA